Sunday, October 23, 2005

God: guaranteed to work, or your money back!

... soothing baroque music.... Prayer Power(tm) audio technology... that's right folks, get prayer results faster and with less effort than you ever dreamed possible! Golly, did you know that you have a right to be rich? Just click here to get started.

Maybe we can ship a few of these CDs to Somalia, so we can spend their aid dollars on X-boxes and Hummers instead.

1 comment:

Swiftyjess said...

I don't get this.